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BOOKS: ‘Motorway to Mandalay’.

By the Kitchen Book Worm, Simon Drear.

The book measures 9 inches by 7 and is approximately 2 inches thick. The fly jacket has a nice photo of a road and the title is in bright red. Under the fly, the hard cover is a black hessian with gold embossing. Pages are white and smooth, with black ink. Each has a number. I counted 276 pages, so there are quite a lot.

Review: Very nice. Two stars.

'Motorway to Mandalay' by Richard Bastoon. £11.99p. Dotard Press.

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