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DEBENHAMS: Leaving oldies in the lurch.
EATING OUT: ‘Bratva’ – “Hits you like a rubber cosh.”
BEST BUYS: New device can detect a dickhead at 20 yards.
INTERVIEW WITH A SAPPHIRE: Steve Jewell, world’s coolest man.
EATING OUT: ‘Masula’ – “Authentic right down to the whiff of untreated sewage.”
MYTH BUSTED: Mary Poppins is alive!
HOT TOPIC: This week’s gratuitous clickbait.
BOOKS: ‘Motorway to Mandalay’.
FLATULENCE TYPE: New Jag runs on cow farts.
COSTA-MONGERING: Coffee on the tube?
FILMS: ‘Stalking the Apocalypse’.
LEON NEASDEN: ‘Fancied mass murder’.