Do you want to reach what may be the world's most discerning audience to flog your stuff? Alrighty, then, let's get down to the nitty gritty...

RFN Network reaches a global audience beyond counting. We deliver high-quality news stories to a content-hungry world. All nations have access to our newsfeed, (unless prohibited by law, despots, firewalls, listening devices, lack of power grid, tsunami, general lassez-faire and other stuff beyond our control), so you can be sure we really get your message out.

Yes, we do have mountains of info on our readers, but of course, being a reputable news organisation, we never, never do you hear, share this data with our advertisers. Please do not ask. GDPR is as big around here as it is in Russia.

THE PITCH:

We offer live opportunities for savvy media buyers to put their messages where they have the most effect in the most efficient way. Flat-form or A/V, it makes no diff to us. It’s your dough and we're here to help you spend it.

Rates are always subject to application and we do employ one of the hardest negotiators in the biz to ensure you pay through the nose for what you get – which is always brilliant of course.

Note that we do not offer lunch, drinkies or other decadent treats to advertisers. We just want the cash, so once you’ve agreed to pay what we're asking, there's no further need for you to hang around our offices – wherever they may be.

So, there you go. If you still want to do business with us, please complete the email box on the contact page. This goes to a special server in a very secure, off-shore location. You get the drift.

We look forward to hearing from you. Thanks for your interest in RFN.  

We take great care of our readers', correspondents' and suppliers' data. We do not sell it to any third party for any reason. From time to time, we may ask readers if they wish to partake in the most incredible RFN Network events, or if they wish to purchase our limited edition crapola. However, we will not do so if the reader has not first 'opted in' and told us that they wish to be solicited to by RFN. To see our full T&C and our adherence to GDPR, just click here.

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