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FLU PANDEMIC: All human life extinct in 540,000 years.
OLYMPICS: London to host 2020 ‘super-high’ diving.
IMPEACHMENT: Trump cashes in 53 ‘get out jail free’ cards.
CORONAVIRUS: UK readies 5,000,000 cough drops.
TORY PLOTS: Best ditches selling like hot cakes.
HEATWAVE: Paris prepares for Apocalypse.
BORIS: The Nation flinches.
US 2020: Trump challenged by “Total douche”.
SPORT: F1 to compete with watching paint dry for TV viewers.
ON THE BRINK: Downed US plane almost triggers Armageddon.
TORY LEADERSHIP: Police called to home of Mr. Blobby in late night altercation.
TRUMPGATE: Leaked papers suggest US President "Guilty as sin".
EGGED ON: Police uncover huge anti-Farage missile cache.
CHANGE UK: ‘100% behind the status quo’.
TRUMP TAXES: The dog ate them.